Erections: Not just embarassing for men

It is a fact that men get erections from being excited but I experienced a similar phenomenon….from my nipples!

Here I was just sitting watching “love and other drugs” online and the nudist scenes aren’t something you can dodge from this film and my sitting room isn’t cold or anything, but when witnessing Jake Gyllenhaal in all his glory getting it on, I just went all goose pimply like a great big pimply goose, (as quoted by Alice Tinker from the vicar of dibley), with pleasure and as a result my nipples were pointing out off my peanuts on an ironing board mammories.

A knock came from the front door, I open it to find my boyfriend and his mate there and my nipples saying hello right at them! Oh dear…. Thankfully a quick rub and jiggle got them to go back down again being my escape route from embarassment, which is an advantage over the boys as such actions for their special appendage would only exacerbate the problem.

So whether us ladies are getting ready for a night on the town, or preparing for a casual social gathering where we may encounter people that we could be sexually drawn to, the question wouldn’t be “does my butt look big in this?”; perhaps it should be “will they see a nipple boner in this?”

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